The other night on Chelsea’s show I was outed for wearing Granny panties. You know what, everyone? Fuck you. I wear granny panties and I’m proud of it. So what if nobody is ever going to marry me. It was not a joke for the show, I really do wear them all the time when I’m not trying to woo a mister. Here’s a couple other times I was busted.
This was in San Deigo I think on the Chelsea tour. And below is at the airport in Ohio. Three things you will never find me in at the airport: a thong, high heels, a state of happiness.
Don’t think I’m totally throwing in the towel. I don’t always wear granny panties. Sometimes I wear boxers. I think what we’ve learned from this post is that no matter how big my underwear is, they can’t possibly be bigger than my teeth.
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- whatboundariessir said: There’s really no point in wearing cute but uncomfortable underwear when you have no intentions of letting anyone see them.
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