Whitney Cummings - Princess Complex

I realize I’ve been a little MIA folks. I know this, maaaan. I have been working hard on making even more ways to entertain you and try to get my dads attention. The former is much more likely to happen. Whatever happens with that noise, I have a new obsession. 

Let me start by saying that Diana Miller is the coolest person I know. Seriously she’s the kind of girl who can wear a scarf with a tank top and nobody even thinks twice about it. Usually I’m like “okay, pick a season lady.” With Diana, it’s more like “yo, I should go buy a scarf.” And then I’ll try to pull it off and look like a damn fool and my neck is all sweaty. Diana’s hair is always that beachy sexy. Like she spent zero time on it but it looks dope. When I try to make my hair look like that I look like wet horse. She looks amazing with zero make up. It’s pretty annoying actually. Oh, and she has a raspy voice. What? 

This is me and Diana on Halloween a couple years ago back when I actually had time for friendships. 

Sidenote, I’m just getting wind of how enormous my teeth are and am adjusting my self-esteem accordingly.

Anyway, I did a sitcom pilot based on my stand up and I needed a theme song for the opening. I didn’t want it to be cheesy or hokey or to have been used before…and I am the worst about music. Seriously I find new music almost exclusively based on the Chelsea Lately warm up music at tapings. It’s usually Lady GaGa or Kesha (I refuse to do the dollar sign. I’m an adult.) Otherwise I only listen to Citizen Cope because his music never gets tired and he’s just the illest. If you saw my hour special I used his song “Jericho” in the beginning as my walk on music. I also use his song “107 degrees” in my pilot which you may or may not be able to see one day. 

Anyway I am blathering. Back to Diana. So she has this website called ilistentoeverything.com and it’s all the coolest music you’ve never heard. But she also brings sexy back with songs you forgot about and are like “oh, yeah this was my shit” and you re-discover it. She profiles new artists that if you know, you will get laid. I’m not kidding.

It’s not a certain kind of music, it’s just everything awesome. I got so much of the music she had on there and I feel like I have a new soundtrack for my life and it’s a life that is so much cooler. People, it’s sexual. 

It’s just the best feeling to have new music. It’s so refreshing. Take that, baby wipes. I feel like a new man. Woman! 

She also makes straight up mixes. I always goof up mixes because I have ADD so this has made my life much easier. I don’t know. I just love it is all. 

Okay, I promise my next post will be vagina-related.