September 2010
8 posts
I’m just going to be an insecure asshole here for a minute. Oh, I’m always an insecure asshole? Okay then I’m going to continue business as usual and relish this photo of Christina Hendricks. This woman is one sexy-ass evil monster. I’ve said it once and I’ll say it again: she must be stopped. For the self-worth of all women. She’s raising the bar and I...
I know I wear some ugly shit but this is pretty much the most annoying thing I’ve ever seen. It’s under my skin. The peach fleshy color is annoying enough, but the style is really maddening: this Pirates of the Caribbean meets Gwen Stefani meets Cirque de Soleil tomfoolery. I mean, I don’t even think a slutty genie would wear these. Maybe what stresses me out the most is that I...
Holy balls, everyone. I just found something that might just change my life. If you know anything about me you know that I have a sweating problem. It’s more like a saga. It’s a combination of not having air conditioning in my place, a constant state of severe panic, and as a comedian I’m often on well lit stages for hours ranting about balls and such. Let’s throw bad...
WatchI am such a spaz. Behold my friends are assholes part 5. Might change the name of this series to “I need to take more Xanex.”
So, I’m a little obsessed. I get obsessed about things. You know this. I know this. Lets just be cool about it.
My current fixation is women and how we want jewelry as gifts. A friend of mine and I were talking about the Cartier “Love” bracelet and how we both wanted one and I was trying to figure out why. I mean, I’m not your typical girl who wants jewelry and diamonds...
WatchHere is “My friends are assholes part 4” in case you don’t like me enough to follow me on Twitter. This is an A plus asshole who routinely scares me when I come out of a bathroom like once a month. I know I should be catching on by now, but he always manages to do it the exact day when my paranoia about it wears off. This one cracks me up because I realized that if there truly...
